Omg M last night, he was too sore to move, too fun to tickle



Omg M last night, he was too sore to move, too fun to tickle

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"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

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All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

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Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

My ovaries!!!

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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns


my grandma is 82


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I feel that the higher your intelligence is…




The harder it is to sleep.
The less REAL friends you will have.
The easier it is to see through everyone’s bullshit.
The more likely you are going to be annoyed by people.
The more you value being alone.
The harder it is to deal with the worlds ignorance.

This applies to me oh so heavily.

my life

Tumblr you bunch of baby privileged egotistical little shits

That does not mean you’re intelligent, little snowflakes, it just means you’re an anti social cunt

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Be a selfish bitch.

Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. 

Do that shit on your own fucking terms.

Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.

Wear what you want.

Do what you want. 

Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.

Live life to the fucking fullest. 

You run you.

You paint your own damn masterpiece.

Never fucking forget that.

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men don’t get to decide what is misogynistic

straight people don’t get to decide what it homophobic

cis people don’t get to decide what is transphobic

white people don’t get to decide what is racist

people in positions of power

don’t get to decide what is considered oppression

that’s how we move backwards, not forwards

This is how you look like a dumbass

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back to school commercials


back to school commercials after graduation


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