thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

WHAT THE FUCK!!?! OMG! Aren’t those fags working to reach that exact goal though??!

So I should feel bad for working my ass off in those jobs (and school) mentioned to get out of that so that I could EARN my cushy fucking desk job? No. I’m proud AF about it, naturally.

Tumblr has gone into this deep idiotic abyss where the little cunt 14 years olds who spent all day on the Internet that were here from the start have grown into sjw, whining little parasites.

But that’s okay because SOMEONE needs to deliver my pizza after all, right? :)
And ring up my hauls on Black Friday so I can go home and nap after a night of shopping while they work that 10 hour shift ✔️
I mean if they have this mentality I will have this mentality too, they can just suck my benefits-earning-weekends off-paid-holidays dick.

#1 stupidest dumb post on this website. 130,000+ notes of good for nothing whiney burger baggers

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ludosinz:

Parva sed apta mihi at Casa di Ludovico Ariosto by Ludovico Sinz on EyeEm

This reminded me of an old abandoned shop/building I would zoom past by in my bike in Mexico… I wonder how it looks there now…

ludosinz:

Parva sed apta mihi at Casa di Ludovico Ariosto by Ludovico Sinz on EyeEm

This reminded me of an old abandoned shop/building I would zoom past by in my bike in Mexico… I wonder how it looks there now…

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viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..

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fitness-and-bodybuilding:

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icanrelateto:

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through

 I actually panic if it’s ever under $100, I have it so it texts me like every hour so I spend on shit
$100 is my $0 get below that and I’m in debt to myself

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through

I actually panic if it’s ever under $100, I have it so it texts me like every hour so I spend on shit $100 is my $0 get below that and I’m in debt to myself

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