- Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
- Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
- Abuela: te parto fruta?
- Me: no, gracias.
- Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
- Me: no abuela.
- Abuela: un vaso de agua?
- Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
- Abuela: come mierda pues.
Holy crap Shiloh is huge!
Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
But why am I pleasing everybody but me
"Please don’t become one of those people who only see love as something that has to be perfect. Don’t grow up to be such a sad adult."
Ai Yazawa (via killrs)
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
what is this from haha
guardians of the galaxy 2
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
How Nyan Cat was born (and escaped )
he’s so proud
If whoever she said that to didn’t say that back to her in respect to her fatassness, they hella missed out